"PS9" (PS9)
09/18/2016 at 20:24 • Filed to: shitposting
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"PS9" (PS9)
09/18/2016 at 20:24 • Filed to: shitposting | 4
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You don’t really care about Harambe. You only wanted to whip your dick out and the hashtag was just convenient.
WRXforScience
> PS9
09/18/2016 at 20:28 |
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If his dick is a PT Cruiser, he should be ashamed of it and never take it out in public (I’d recommend against exposing it to anyone in private too).
LongbowMkII
> PS9
09/18/2016 at 20:28 |
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Only cowards need a reason in hashtag form.
What's that officer? Answer some questions? Sure. Brb dudes.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> PS9
09/18/2016 at 20:28 |
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Clearly there is a lot they do not care about given that they drive a PT Cruiser.
Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
> PS9
09/18/2016 at 20:29 |
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Nice try Cincinnati Zoo shill ;) We will never forget Harambe.
Honeybunchesofgoats
> WRXforScience
09/18/2016 at 20:32 |
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If I had a dick the size of a PT Cruiser, it would literally be the first thing I would tell everyone I met.
Hell, I’d buy and daily a PT Cruiser just so I could point to it and go “yup.”
CRider
> WRXforScience
09/18/2016 at 20:33 |
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Don’t hate, it’s just a woody
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/18/2016 at 20:35 |
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I’d humblebrag about it.
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PS9
> CRider
09/18/2016 at 20:35 |
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oh my god this thread lol
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LongbowMkII
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/18/2016 at 20:35 |
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The first person you should tell is your doctor
S65
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/18/2016 at 20:37 |
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I don’t know if that would be amazing or horrible
fhrblig
> LongbowMkII
09/18/2016 at 20:39 |
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That’s only if it’s the size of a PT Cruiser for more than 4 hours.
shop-teacher
> PS9
09/18/2016 at 20:42 |
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No idea what you’re talking about. Can’t be bothered to Google it either.
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PS9
> shop-teacher
09/18/2016 at 20:44 |
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You have to. Otherwise you won’t know why half your students walk in with gorilla masks on and their dicks out when class starts tomorrow morning.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> S65
09/18/2016 at 20:52 |
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Why not both?
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S65
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/18/2016 at 20:56 |
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because you have to associate with a PT Cruiser
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WRXforScience
> CRider
09/18/2016 at 20:58 |
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No, it was a neon that got reclassified as a light truck so that they could keep selling them even though they no longer met safety or emission standards for cars.
And people bought them because they looked different. They are the embodiment of how awful people are at making decisions and why we cannot have nice things. This is how we end up with automotive abominations like the Murano Cross Cabriolet (I refuse to include a picture).
If you willingly buy or drive one of these blights you should no longer be allowed to buy, own, or drive a motor vehicle.
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shop-teacher
> PS9
09/18/2016 at 21:11 |
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If half my students walk into class tomorrow with their wangs out, I’m going home.
Spridget
> PS9
09/18/2016 at 21:31 |
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HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GOD
TheHondaBro
> PS9
09/18/2016 at 21:51 |
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Harambe was the glue that held this nation together.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> PS9
09/19/2016 at 11:13 |
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I find that PT Cruiser more offensive than a dick out for harambe.
NJAnon
> PS9
09/19/2016 at 16:42 |
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I know about the gorilla but really internet? going to the penis meme?